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If I were the Devil, I'd like you to think there's only one God; and you're not It. Also, I'd like you to believe (even if– or because– believing is only pretence in you) that the only real God is the One you can't see (and live to tell about it). This is precisely the “Thick Darkness” in which “the One (and only) Omnipresent, Omniscient, (and, ironically) Omnipotent Judeo- Christian God,” with “One only Son (taken from someone else's Mother),” resides in: according to the Mutton of His Pasture.

(Query: If you never “shoot blanks;” but you only have one child– and that a boy–: Are you Gay; or strongly- Delusional about your Potency?)

Is it beside the point that His– the Devil- whom- they- call- “God”’s– ‘word’ is so duplicitous as to reinforce this “strong delusion” of strange aloofness to responsibility attributed to the Devil– who is called (among other things) “the LORD,” “the LORD God,” “the Lord,” and “God,”-- by His ‘Holy Bible’?

His ‘opiate of the masses’ is stayed upon sorcery and blood magic, (with the “strange flesh” of Baal-peor’s “Sacrifices of the Dead [Jesus]”) which is the backbone and “Chief Cornerstone; Elect and Precious” of either (perhaps any- and- all) religions spawned by that devil Abraham– whom Christian, Muslim, and Jew alike call “Father.” 

Is it someone else's fault His word– His “Special Revelation of Himself” is so esoteric as to literally hide the Truth (if it can be found) while repeating The Lies everywhere the Truth is missing? There's an awful lot of Everywhere- all- the- time Lies in “The Book” which Christians say “has not a shadow of a lie in it.”

If the Bible tells the truth about anything: it seems to do so only on accident or by force. Never voluntarily. The simplest evidence I know of that the Bible is not the “Absolute Authority” preachers, pastors, priests, bishops, popes, and even Apostles represent it to be is the favorite “proof” of (at- least-) some of the same–: of the same. Some (perhaps the one called “MacArthur” among them) went so far as to sign a “Statement of Infallibility”, called ‘the Chicago Statement’, in which (originally) there was a statement to the effect of: “If there's one lie in Scripture, ALL Scripture is Nought- but- Lies.”

Even in this (in)famous “Statement of Infallibility” one of the seminole “Evidences” of infallibility cited (as, of course, Authoritative) is the word of the apostle “Paul” (Saul of Tarsus) that “All scripture is given by inspiration of God [2 Timothy 3:16a]”: which simply cannot be true, if Jesus is what they all “make- him- out” to be (“THE Way; THE Truth; and THE Life”). Jesus claimed Moses wrote Scripture inspired by the hardness of “human” hearts.

Matthew recalls Jesus of Nazareth saying, “Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives [Matthew 19:8b]”. This suffrage- of- divorce is Legal Doctrine (i.e. “Scripture”) recorded in Moses' Law. In the twenty- fourth chapter of Deuteronomy (verse 1), Moses writes: “When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.” This, Jesus says, is inspired by “the hardness of [their] hearts”; not “inspiration of God” (as “Paul” writes).

“The apostle Paul” (Saul of Tarsus) also tells Timothy: “Study to shew thyself approved unto God… rightly dividing the word of truth [from the Lies].” Though the Devil wears many masks, one of the truths the Bible barely manages to whisper into the Abyss is that “the LORD God” (I.e. the Devil) is not the end- all, be- all he “makes- himself- out” to be on every page of the 'Holy Bible'.

The Wiseguy, Solomon (the Big Solomy), wrote: “If thou seest the oppression of the poor, and violent perverting of judgment and justice in a province, marvel not at the matter: for He that is higher than The Highest regardeth; and there be higher than they [both].” In the eighth verse of the fifth chapter of Ecclesiastes.

This word “The Highest” is another title attributed to the Devil who wrote the ‘Holy Bible'. The Big Solomy frankly admits to many levels of Gods above said Devil (in the above verse from Ecclesiastes); and some of these are no doubt Gods– not devils pretending. While this may be the only verse in the Bible which makes this claim: there are no ‘obscure passages’ in any Doctrine men call “The Word of God.”

Existentially, I agree with what The Big Solomy wrote, in Ecclesiastes 5:8. There's some full- grown big G’s in some places where (as far as I can tell) the Devil who wrote the 'Holy Bible' isn't allowed or welcome to be. I don't think he could handle it.

Sodomites can't stand to hear ‘others’-- those they call “white males,” regardless of skin color (or sex, even, maybe)– laughing. I don't know why this is so. I only know of this existentially: from witnessing the pain as it cross their features, in a blink- and- gone instant, at the sound of laughter. I suppose: like Heavenly Father; like Man- boy- loving Sonshine Jesus; like the ‘manly’ Bride of Christ– if it were true that Jesus has a father in any “heaven” which isn't a Lake of Fire.

The “chaste”, altogether queer- or- neuter “Virgin Bride of Christ” is the Sodom “where also [their] Lord was crucified [Revelation 11:8].” They call themselves His Body, and eat His “strange flesh” which– besides being the “Sacrifices of the Dead”– is, of course, (according to the Pretenders who call themselves “Believers”) their own by merit of their claim to be his flesh, “The Body of Christ.”

As for His blood: it would seem it is what it always- was- and- will- be. “Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.” It's an altogether “Kenite” (of Cain) delusion to claim murdering the innocent frees the wicked murderers of all guilt, for all transgressions, forever: including for the murder itself. “As Cain, who was of that wicked One, and slew his brother. And wherefore slew he him? Because his own works were evil, and his brother's righteous.”

If there are any Gods anywhere, the Devil who wrote the Bible is a Fanucci in comparison to a full- grown Vito Corleone where any true God is. It's no comparison or competition. That's why The Big Solomy is the Wiseguy.

My giving of Thanks, this year, is: “It is Good to be Satan in a Christian Nation.” For all Gods everywhere, I (The Good Saint Lucifer) say, Amen.

Jesus' Hand in Lucifer's Cookie Jar

The apostle Paul, in his epistle, “To all that be in Rome, beloved of God, called to be saints [Romans 1:7a - c],” makes a startling– even presumptuous– assumption about Jesus which is as difficult to pass- up as a heater across the plate knee- high was to “the great Bambino.”

Paul says, “9 Knowing that Christ being raised from the dead dieth no more; death hath no more dominion over him. 10 For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God [Romans 6:9 & 10].” How could Paul, or anyone else, know such a thing?

This is comparable to the assumption that, since the only supposed survivors of the alleged flood of Genesis were sons of Adam: the sons of God are never to be seen or heard from again, having all perished in the deluge. As if reincarnation were beyond the capabilities of a God who could raise filthy Jesus from the dead and ‘beam- him- up’ to heaven in front of witnesses (Mark 16:19). Job, for one, said otherwise.

At the end of the first chapter of Job, immediately upon being informed of the desolation of his children and his worldly belongings, Job says: “Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither [Job 1:21a & b].” Is the womb a place to go to die forever? or is it rather a place to be born? Obviously, Job believed in reincarnation. Why those who claim the Bible is the word of God don't likewise so believe in reincarnation is beyond me. Back to Paul's assumption of knowledge.

Paul presumes to “[know] that Christ… dieth no more;” a thing he could not possibly know. The problem with this assumption is that it was preconceived and headed- off by the prophet Isaiah. First, a word from Johnny Divine.

The apostle John, in his gospel, says of Jesus of Nazareth: “4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men. 5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not… 9 That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world [John 1:4,5, & 9].”

In so saying, Johnny Divine attributes to the person of Jesus the office, stature, character, and personality of Lucifer: the light- bringer. Ironically (in light of Paul's presumption of Romans 6), it is the nature of Jesus' resurrection itself which tells on John and the apostles (not to mention Jesus himself) in regards to this perversion of scripture.

When Herod heard of Jesus' miraculous works, he said: “It is John, whom I beheaded: he is risen from the dead [Mark 6:16c - e].” Now, if Jesus had been seen holding his head under his arm while healing the incontinent masses, there would have been no doubt he was John the Baptist. The only doubt would have been that anyone in such a condition could be said to be alive. On the other hand, Jesus did come back from the grave in zombie fashion.

The apostle John records Jesus telling the apostle Thomas, “reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing [John 20:27].” How could anyone thrust their hand into the side of a man who had come back from the grave whole? And how can a zombie be considered to be ‘alive- to- die- no- more’, as Paul asserts in his epistle to the Romans? As previously noted, the prophet Isaiah wrote of just such a one as the resurrected ‘holy’ Jesus- full- of- holes: a zombie whom the grave would not have.

In the fourteenth chapter of his prophecy, Isaiah writes (somewhat tongue- in- cheek): “12 How art thou fallen from heaven, O ‘Lucifer [(John 1:9, above)]’, son of the morning!... 13 For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven… 14 I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High. 15 Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit… 18 All the kings of the nations, even all of them, lie in glory, every one in his own house. 19 But thou art cast out of thy grave like an abominable branch [i.e. a zombie], and as the raiment of those that are slain, thrust through with a sword [hole- in- side]... 20 Thou shalt not be joined with them in burial, because thou hast destroyed thy land, and slain thy people [“the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet (Matthew 24:15)”]: the seed of evildoers shall never be renowned [Isaiah 14:12 - 15, & 18 - 20].”